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Scott Slute 11/1/20 Scott Slute 11/1/20

TTC Invests $17 Into New COVID-Related Safety Measures

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Scott Slute 10/28/20 Scott Slute 10/28/20

“It’s About To Be Patio Season In Heaven, Bro” Toronto Patio-Goer Tells Friend As He Succumbs To Hypothermia

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Scott Slute 10/26/20 Scott Slute 10/26/20

BREAKING: Toronto Harold Links Hunter Biden To 1912 Sinking Of Titanic

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Scott Slute 10/25/20 Scott Slute 10/25/20

Mitch McConnell’s Hand Turns Black After Holding One Of Donald Trump’s Horcrux’s For Too Long

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Scott Slute 10/24/20 Scott Slute 10/24/20

Government Officials Remind Canadians To Wash Hands, Maintain Social Distance and To Not Post Their Depressing Lockdown Meals On Instagram

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Scott Slute 10/21/20 Scott Slute 10/21/20

Premier Who Just Wanted To Sell Cheap Beer And Make Cute New License Plates Very Much Over Dealing With A Pandemic

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Scott Slute 10/16/20 Scott Slute 10/16/20

Chinese Government Begs John Tory To Get Off Tik Tok

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Scott Slute 10/16/20 Scott Slute 10/16/20

BREAKING! President Trump tests NEGATIVE for Empathy

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Scott Slute 10/15/20 Scott Slute 10/15/20

Classroom Gecko Fears Second Lockdown Could Mean Spending Months At That Idiot Wyatt’s House

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Scott Slute 10/14/20 Scott Slute 10/14/20

FORD: “Ontario Is Sorta, Kinda, Almost, Mostly Going Back To Phase 2”

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Scott Slute 10/13/20 Scott Slute 10/13/20

Top 10 Donald Trump Tweets From 2013 We Wish Were Photoshopped

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Scott Slute 10/12/20 Scott Slute 10/12/20

Canadian Families Thankful They Won’t Have To Pretend Grandma Didn’t Overcook The Shit Out Of The Turkey This Year

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Scott Slute 10/10/20 Scott Slute 10/10/20

Uncle Excited To Finally Have Legitimate Excuse Not To Attend 8 Year Old Nephew’s School Christmas Concert 

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Scott Slute 10/7/20 Scott Slute 10/7/20

Toronto’s COVID-Positive Restaurant Workers Relieved To Hear They Don’t Actually Exist 

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Scott Slute 10/3/20 Scott Slute 10/3/20

Trump Claims He Is The Best At Contracting COVID-19

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Scott Slute 10/2/20 Scott Slute 10/2/20

Bleach Sales In Washington Shoot Up Overnight And No One Is Sure Why

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Scott Slute 9/28/20 Scott Slute 9/28/20

Local Satire Writers Excited For Ontario To Go Back Into Lockdown So They Can Return To Shitting On Doug Ford Full Time

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Scott Slute 9/25/20 Scott Slute 9/25/20

Local Parody Website Tired Of Being Confused For “Harold The Jewelry Buyer”

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