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Scott Slute 1/17/21 Scott Slute 1/17/21

3 Dead, 9 Injured After Ford’s 800lb Gorilla Squadron Raids Canadian Tire

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BREAKING: Doug Ford’s 800lb Gorilla Reportedly Vacationed To Saint Lucia Over The Holidays

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Ford Clarifies: “Only Leave Your House For Essential Reasons Such As Curb-Side Pickup At Non-Essential Businesses Or To Go Tobogganing”

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Doug Ford Urges Ontarians To Stay Home Unless They Really Don’t Feel Like It

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Optimistic Leafs Fans Believe This Will Be Their Year To Riot In The Streets And Burn Down A Starbucks

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Trump Joins MySpace

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Trudeau Warns Canadians Have 12 Hours To Repay CERB Before He Starts Breaking Legs

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Governor General’s Award Declares The Toronto Harold As 2020’s “Top Source For Fake News”

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Trump Says Only Americans Who Follow Him On Twitter Will Receive $2000 Stimulus Cheque

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Scott Slute 12/27/20 Scott Slute 12/27/20

Santa Tests Positive For New COVID-19 Variant

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Scott Slute 12/25/20 Scott Slute 12/25/20

“Do Your Part And Stay Home This Christmas,” Ford Tells Ontarians From His Cottage

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Ford Warns Santa: “Stay Home, Fat Man.”

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Santa’s Special Little Elf John Tory Prepares This Years’ ‘Toys’ For All The ‘Nice’ Property Management Girls And Boys

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Biden Reassures Americans There Will Still Be Plenty Of Rich Old White Dude’s In His Administration

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Doug Ford Unveils Plans To Turn Old Underground Cocaine Smuggling Tunnel Into Etobicoke Subway Line

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Man Who Hasn’t Worked Out In 4 Years Was Totally Planning To Go To The Gym This Month

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Ford To Ontarians: “Folks, ‘Bay Days’ Is An Essential Service.”

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