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Scott Slute 4/18/21 Scott Slute 4/18/21 Ford Terrified That He Might Not Be Able To Kill More Elderly People If ‘Canada Emergencies Act’ Goes Through Read More
Scott Slute 4/18/21 Scott Slute 4/18/21 Toronto Police Successfully Apprehend 16 Coronaviruses Read More
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Scott Slute 4/16/21 Scott Slute 4/16/21 CBC Gem Hasn't Let A Pandemic Prevent It From Producing High Quality Content, So Will You Finally Watch Some Of It, Please?? Read More
Scott Slute 4/15/21 Scott Slute 4/15/21 Ford Considering Giving Ontarians “A Serious Talking To” Read More
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