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Scott Slute 5/29/21 Scott Slute 5/29/21

City Unveils Plan To Turn The CN Tower Into A Condo Building

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Scott Slute 5/28/21 Scott Slute 5/28/21

“I know the best vaccination pop-up clinic, you’ve probably never heard of it,” Says Guy Who Used To Spend Every Weekend Barhopping Along Dundas West

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Scott Slute 5/27/21 Scott Slute 5/27/21

Ikea Monkey Receives Second Dose Of COVID Vaccine

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Scott Slute 5/26/21 Scott Slute 5/26/21

Christine Elliot Says Schools Could Resume In June So That Parents Can Enjoy A Week Or Two Of Quiet Before Summer Vacation

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Scott Slute 5/26/21 Scott Slute 5/26/21

Missed Last Nights ‘Super Flower Blood Moon’? Don’t Worry! Here’s How To Catch Next Weeks ‘Extreme Wolfspike Collector’s Edition Ultra Awesome Moon’!

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Scott Slute 5/25/21 Scott Slute 5/25/21

CBC Agrees To Fair And Balanced Coverage of Leafs-Habs Series

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Scott Slute 5/25/21 Scott Slute 5/25/21

Air Canada Implements $350 Service Fee If Travelers Want A Sanitized Seat

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Scott Slute 5/24/21 Scott Slute 5/24/21

Alberta Alters Constitution, Changes Official Language To “Illiterate Facebook Boomer Posts”

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Scott Slute 5/24/21 Scott Slute 5/24/21

Etobicoke Man Celebrates Queen Victoria’s Birthday By Blowing Off Three Fingers

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Scott Slute 5/23/21 Scott Slute 5/23/21

Mysterious Man Offers $10000 Reward To Anyone With Information On Who’s Cutting Hair

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Scott Slute 5/22/21 Scott Slute 5/22/21

“We’ll be socially distancing,” Insists Local Man Throwing 50 Person Party In His 200 Square-foot Condo

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Scott Slute 5/21/21 Scott Slute 5/21/21

Jason Kenney And Alberta Cabinet Quarantining After Testing Positive For Severe Case Of “Fuckits”

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Scott Slute 5/20/21 Scott Slute 5/20/21

Disney Plus Pulls ‘Lady and the Tramp’ Over Racially Insensitive Depiction Of Italian Chefs

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Scott Slute 5/19/21 Scott Slute 5/19/21

John Tory’s Sick Flow Scores Him A One Year Contract With The Toronto Maple Leafs

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Scott Slute 5/19/21 Scott Slute 5/19/21

Co-Worker Upset After Losing Real Money On Her Imaginary Internet Investment

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Scott Slute 5/18/21 Scott Slute 5/18/21

Doug Ford Agrees To Reopen Outdoor Lacrosse, Badminton Courts, and Polo Fields

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Scott Slute 5/18/21 Scott Slute 5/18/21

Canada’s “Life After Vaccine” Blueprint Doesn’t Mention Anything About When Furry Conventions Can Return

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Scott Slute 5/16/21 Scott Slute 5/16/21

CDC Says Fully Vaccinated People Can Ride The Dufferin Bus

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