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Scott Slute 10/4/21 Scott Slute 10/4/21 The Toronto Harold Goes A Full Day Without Upsetting Someone On Facebook Read More
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Scott Slute 9/28/21 Scott Slute 9/28/21 Rescued Miners Ask To Be Put Back In Mine Upon Realizing They’re Still In Sudbury Read More
Scott Slute 9/26/21 Scott Slute 9/26/21 Conspiracy Confirms Canada Is Controlled By Shadow Government Of Tim Horton’s Employees Read More
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Scott Slute 9/25/21 Scott Slute 9/25/21 Meng Wanzhou Recounts Horrifying Experience During House-Arrest When Uber Eats Driver Couldn’t Find Her Mansion Read More
Scott Slute 9/22/21 Scott Slute 9/22/21 Ontario Calls On Nurses And Restaurant Servers To Also Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict Read More
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