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Scott Slute 1/4/23 Scott Slute 1/4/23 John Tory Proposes Building Very Large Gun On CN Tower To Better Protect City Read More
Scott Slute 1/2/23 Scott Slute 1/2/23 Bank of Canada Demands Sacrifice Of First-Borns In New Interest Rate Announcement Read More
Scott Slute 1/1/23 Scott Slute 1/1/23 Ontario Pharmacists Can Now Perform Open Heart Surgery Read More
Scott Slute 12/29/22 Scott Slute 12/29/22 Poirot Solves Record Breaking Number Of Murder Mysteries Aboard 20 Hour Winter Storm Delayed Train Read More
Scott Slute 12/27/22 Scott Slute 12/27/22 Report: Office Goofball Still Wearing Ugly Christmas Sweater Even Though Christmas Definitely Over Read More
Scott Slute 12/24/22 Scott Slute 12/24/22 Leaked Documents Reveal All Nick Nurse Wants For Christmas Is Another Shoulder Rub From Drake Read More
Scott Slute 12/23/22 Scott Slute 12/23/22 Santa To Meet With Elf Union As Strike Threats Loom Read More
Scott Slute 12/23/22 Scott Slute 12/23/22 Pearson Airport Cancels All Flights For The Rest Of Winter Just In Case It Snows Again Read More
Scott Slute 12/22/22 Scott Slute 12/22/22 Man Who Didn’t Know What To Get Girlfriend For Christmas Really Hoping She’s In The Mood For 36 Oysters Read More
Scott Slute 12/20/22 Scott Slute 12/20/22 Tim Horton’s Has Replaced Plastic Cup Lid With Large Warning Read More
Scott Slute 12/19/22 Scott Slute 12/19/22 This Magical Christmas Village Is Just 5151.64 Km From Toronto And It’s The North Pole Read More
Scott Slute 12/17/22 Scott Slute 12/17/22 Subway Service Suspended On Line 1 Due To A Train On The Tracks Read More
Scott Slute 12/14/22 Scott Slute 12/14/22 Dispirited Ghosts of Christmas Prepare to Visit Galen Weston for 17th Consecutive Year Read More
Scott Slute 12/12/22 Scott Slute 12/12/22 Ontario Housing Crisis Solved After Ford Government Builds 12 Mansions On Protected Land Read More
Scott Slute 12/9/22 Scott Slute 12/9/22 Under Sovereignty Act, Alberta Has Appointed A Truck As New Head Of State Read More
Scott Slute 12/8/22 Scott Slute 12/8/22 Ontario Health Minister Makes Announcement In Front Of Burning Hospital Read More
Scott Slute 12/7/22 Scott Slute 12/7/22 Local Bartender Begs Patron To At Least Look At The Cocktail List Before Ordering A Negroni Sbagliato Read More
Scott Slute 12/6/22 Scott Slute 12/6/22 To Save Money On Investigating CERB Overpayments, The CRA Is Asking Everyone To Pay Back Half Their CERB Read More
