Illiterate Protestors Demand Canadian Schools Stop Teaching Their Kids To Read

Scott Slute 9/21/23 Scott Slute 9/21/23

Illiterate Protestors Demand Canadian Schools Stop Teaching Their Kids To Read

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iPhone 15 To Include Already Cracked Screen

Scott Slute 9/14/23 Scott Slute 9/14/23

iPhone 15 To Include Already Cracked Screen

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Olivia Chow Forms Allegiance With Mr. Burns To Borrow Sun Blocker And Tax Otherwise Free Vitamin D

Scott Slute 9/9/23 Scott Slute 9/9/23

Olivia Chow Forms Allegiance With Mr. Burns To Borrow Sun Blocker And Tax Otherwise Free Vitamin D

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Air Canada Introduces New “Vomit Free” Seating Class For Additional $50

Scott Slute 9/8/23 Scott Slute 9/8/23

Air Canada Introduces New “Vomit Free” Seating Class For Additional $50

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Local Father Prefers Taking 401 Over Spending Time With His Family

Scott Slute 9/7/23 Scott Slute 9/7/23

Local Father Prefers Taking 401 Over Spending Time With His Family

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Scott Slute 9/5/23 Scott Slute 9/5/23

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Doug Ford Puts Greenbelt Developers On Notice During Long Weekend Cottage Getaway

Scott Slute 9/1/23 Scott Slute 9/1/23

Doug Ford Puts Greenbelt Developers On Notice During Long Weekend Cottage Getaway

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Local Pylon Blocking Entire Lane Of Traffic Attains Heritage Status

Scott Slute 8/30/23 Scott Slute 8/30/23

Local Pylon Blocking Entire Lane Of Traffic Attains Heritage Status

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The TTC Is Replacing Queen Streetcars With Stagecoaches And Some Residents Are Not Happy

Scott Slute 8/29/23 Scott Slute 8/29/23

The TTC Is Replacing Queen Streetcars With Stagecoaches And Some Residents Are Not Happy

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"A Green Belt? Folks, I Don't Even Own A Black One" Ford Decrees In Sweatpants

Scott Slute 8/25/23 Scott Slute 8/25/23

"A Green Belt? Folks, I Don't Even Own A Black One" Ford Decrees In Sweatpants

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RCMP Announce Doug Ford Did Nothing Wrong With Greenbelt, While Standing Next To Large Sack Of Money Covered In Tim Horton’s Bacon Grease

Scott Slute 8/24/23 Scott Slute 8/24/23

RCMP Announce Doug Ford Did Nothing Wrong With Greenbelt, While Standing Next To Large Sack Of Money Covered In Tim Horton’s Bacon Grease

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Doug Ford To Offer Golden Tickets For 5 Greenbelt Affordable Homes

Scott Slute 8/20/23 Scott Slute 8/20/23

Doug Ford To Offer Golden Tickets For 5 Greenbelt Affordable Homes

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Toronto Police Announce Initiative To Ticket Cyclists Even More Because It’s The Least Scary Problem To Deal With

Scott Slute 8/18/23 Scott Slute 8/18/23

Toronto Police Announce Initiative To Ticket Cyclists Even More Because It’s The Least Scary Problem To Deal With

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Residents Outraged After Doug Ford Brings The World’s Biggest Rubber Duck To His Cottage For The Weekend

Scott Slute 8/17/23 Scott Slute 8/17/23

Residents Outraged After Doug Ford Brings The World’s Biggest Rubber Duck To His Cottage For The Weekend

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City Replaces ‘Drinking In Park’ Signs With Guy Who Loves To Explain By-Laws To You

Scott Slute 8/14/23 Scott Slute 8/14/23

City Replaces ‘Drinking In Park’ Signs With Guy Who Loves To Explain By-Laws To You

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We Sent Our On-The-Street Reporter To Interview Torontonians About The City’s Safety Concerns But He Got Stabbed Like 18 Times

Scott Slute 8/13/23 Scott Slute 8/13/23

We Sent Our On-The-Street Reporter To Interview Torontonians About The City’s Safety Concerns But He Got Stabbed Like 18 Times

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Protestors In High Park Demand City Reignite Tire Fire

Scott Slute 8/8/23 Scott Slute 8/8/23

Protestors In High Park Demand City Reignite Tire Fire

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Justin Trudeau Confirms Separation Is Just Part Of Recent Cabinet Shuffle

Scott Slute 8/4/23 Scott Slute 8/4/23

Justin Trudeau Confirms Separation Is Just Part Of Recent Cabinet Shuffle

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