Ontario Line Tunnellers Unearth Long-Forgotten Liberal Party

By Jeff Katz

Toronto - Digging deep beneath Toronto roads, Metrolinx excavators have discovered evidence of Ontario’s Liberal Party. Discoveries include dozens of caucus members, policy platforms and a rare 2026 election roadmap. A liberal party spokesman celebrated the find, saying, “Thank God. We were wondering where we were.”

Jeff Katz is a Torontonian copywriter, songwriter, and cartoonist at signdoodle.com.