King’s Crown Nachos Granted Heritage Designation In Latest Effort To Save Sneaky Dee’s

By Andrew Scott

Toronto - A rumour emanating from the halls of Toronto City Council late Friday afternoon claims that the beloved Sneaky Dee’s King’s Crown Nachos were just granted heritage status in an attempt to stave off a proposed 16-storey mixed-use condo development currently threatening the future of the iconic restaurant and music venue.

“Let’s face it,” states city council insider James Anderson, “not only is the iconic dish an appetizing mixture of guac, ground beef, salsa, refried beans, sour cream, and melted cheese, the tasty scaffolding of tortilla chips that holds together this entire plate of deliciousness has more structural integrity than most of the new condo developments in this city combined!” 

Although as of press time The Toronto Harold has been unable to confirm the rumour, frequent dispatches to the corner of Bathurst and College for an ice-cold pint in hopes of verification have occurred.