Toronto Boomers Unsure Where To Point Elbows Following Carney’s Retaliatory Tariff Rollback

By Andrew Scott

Toronto - After Prime Minister Mark Carney made the recent decision to rescind most of the retaliatory tariffs placed on U.S. exports, Toronto’s boomer population took to social media to express their generation’s lack of clarity in terms of what to do with their elbows.

“I mean is it ‘elbows up,’ ‘elbows down,’ or ‘elbows akimbo’,” wrote a clearly flummoxed Diane Arden from the Lawrence Park home that she and her husband David have lived in since purchasing the six-bedroom leafy domicile for 139K in 1986. “It’s important to stand up to Donald Trump during these difficult times,” she continued, “But I need some clarity when it comes to how to point my elbows to best stick it to the man.” 

Although as of today Carney has offered little indication for where his boomer base should be pointing their elbows, Liberal insiders have reported that the PM has been in talks with Mike Myers about a proposed gradient for the wenis.