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Scott Slute 11/26/20 Scott Slute 11/26/20 Boeing Says New 737 MAX Is “Guaranteed To Just Fucking Kill You” Read More
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Scott Slute 11/20/20 Scott Slute 11/20/20 The Toronto Harold Wishes Doug Ford A Very Happy Birthday Read More
Scott Slute 11/18/20 Scott Slute 11/18/20 Twitter Adds New Label To Trump’s Recent Election Tweet Read More
Scott Slute 11/15/20 Scott Slute 11/15/20 New Study Finds Women Who Scream “We Are Never, Ever, Ever Getting Back Together!” Have a 100% Chance Of Going Home With Their Ex Read More
Scott Slute 11/13/20 Scott Slute 11/13/20 President Trump Vows To Defend Freedom, Democracy and His Scratch Golf Score Read More
Scott Slute 11/12/20 Scott Slute 11/12/20 Ford Revises New Campaign Slogan To “Ontario ‘Kinda’ Open For Business” Read More
Scott Slute 11/11/20 Scott Slute 11/11/20 Miss Vickie’s Launches New Glass-Flavoured Potato Chips Read More
Scott Slute 11/8/20 Scott Slute 11/8/20 The Harold Congratulates President Elect Joe Biden… And Also God Emperor President Donald Trump Just In Case… Read More
Scott Slute 11/7/20 Scott Slute 11/7/20 Trump Gracefully Concedes Defeat, Congratulates Biden On Victory Read More
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Scott Slute 11/3/20 Scott Slute 11/3/20 Canadians Relieved US Border Already Closed On Eve Of Civil War 2 Read More
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