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Scott Slute 4/12/21 Scott Slute 4/12/21 Montrealer: “If I can’t shop at my favourite vintage leather store than I must burn it down. There is no middle ground.” Read More
Scott Slute 4/8/21 Scott Slute 4/8/21 Ontario’s “Top Doctor” Discovers COVID Droplets “100% Deactivated” By Contact With Work Punchclock Read More
Scott Slute 4/7/21 Scott Slute 4/7/21 Ford Government Pretty Much Relying on “Pull Out Method” at this Point Read More
Scott Slute 4/7/21 Scott Slute 4/7/21 Toronto Officials Aid Unhoused Population by Providing Encampments With Cute Little Propeller Hats Read More
Scott Slute 4/7/21 Scott Slute 4/7/21 Despite Cancelation Of CFL Season, The Toronto Argonauts Are On Pace to Sell As Many Tickets As Last Year Read More
Scott Slute 4/6/21 Scott Slute 4/6/21 Ontario Reinstates “Clapping For Medical Workers” As Substitution For Not Vaccinating Them Read More
Scott Slute 4/5/21 Scott Slute 4/5/21 Top Ontario Politicians Unwind With Round Of Golf After Stressful First Weekend Of Shutdown Read More
Scott Slute 4/4/21 Scott Slute 4/4/21 Ontario Family Holds Easter Dinner In Aisle 43 Of Walmart Read More
Scott Slute 4/3/21 Scott Slute 4/3/21 Canadian Government Admits Manitoba Doesn’t Actually Exist Read More
Scott Slute 4/3/21 Scott Slute 4/3/21 Doug Ford Blames All Of Ontario’s Problems On Evil Twin Gloug Bord Read More
Scott Slute 4/2/21 Scott Slute 4/2/21 New Study Confirms Guy You Went To High School With Definitely Knows More Than World’s Top Virology Doctors Read More
Scott Slute 4/2/21 Scott Slute 4/2/21 Toronto Restaurant Owner Stunned To Be Closing Due To COVID-19 And Not Gentrification Read More
Scott Slute 4/1/21 Scott Slute 4/1/21 We Tried Answering Your Questions About Ontario’s Shutdown But Failed Because Literally No One Knows Read More
Scott Slute 4/1/21 Scott Slute 4/1/21 BREAKING: Ford Announces Plan To Combat COVID-19 By Doing "Absolutely Nothing At All, FUCK IT!" Read More
Scott Slute 4/1/21 Scott Slute 4/1/21 Doug Ford Worried Shipment of Elephants and Jugglers Won’t Arrive in Time for His Lockdown Announcement Read More
Scott Slute 3/30/21 Scott Slute 3/30/21 Doug Ford Blames Young People Doing Exactly What He Told Them To Do For Recent Virus Spread Read More
